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It all revolves around Rene.


Rene Artois

1. Not quite true to the story, but since we need the famous painting by van Klomp, “The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies,” Rene has to draw this to get the evening going. The ‘painting’ will feature in other challenges during the night.

2. Rene has to maintain his affairs with his waitresses, while keeping Madame Edith in the dark, and Lieutenant Grueber sweet.

3. In honour of his many love affairs and double-dealing with the Resistance and the Germans, Rene has to buy a drink for each character during the night, without anybody noticing/commenting.

4. Towards the end of the night, Rene will have to sell the painting (it’s for his retirement fund, after all) to a stranger. Doesn’t matter if it’s for 10p or for 10 quid, but it has to be for hard cash.

5. Can we get a skirt, a blonde wig and a pair of fake breasts for Rene? He then has to pose in the middle of the pub, modelling the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, so Lieutenant Gruber can paint a forgery…

What else?

Catchphrase: “You stupid woman!”


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